Back Door Trots
We all had this guy in our life sometime- The "repair ''man""guy""dude""husband""homey"
He saved his umm our ass plenty of times
"If your into crac click on picture"
With my money saving easy tips-from my
Back Door Trots Page you will be able to fill the SUV with gas instead of only $100 worth.-Instead of eating breakfast at home to budget-You can now stop and get
The Circle K White Trash Special- your pack of kools-krispy creme bacon cheese burger and your big gulp for the drive to work
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Supersize lol!!)
Don't stress- fixin easy shit
BDT:
Kids covered your wood coffee table with stickers-How could the little Angels do that?
FES:
If kids leave hard to remove stickers on furniture, cover the stickers in mayonnaise for ten minutes to loosen
BDT:
Your wine glasses are nasty spotted-not cool.
FES:
Add a little white vinegar to your dish washing water. It will make cutlery and glasses sparkle.
BDT:
1st day at beach after a long hard winter
Your struttin your stuff at the beach-lot of skin exposed- oh no burn't weenie time-ouchhhhh
FES:
Use chilled, sliced tomatoes on sunburn. It draws out the heat and feels very soothing.
BDT:
For all you Worldly Travelers-your pick-pocketed at the Vatican-and of course the credit cards-maybe even the passport
FES:
Before leaving for a holiday, email yourself details of your passport, flights,credit cards and so forth. If anything bad happens, you can log on anywhere to retrieve your information.
BDT:
Your at the family reunion-last time it was a Hugin- kiss fest with all your Aunties and Great Aunties-Don't back away from those smooches.
FES:
If you get lipstick on your clothes, put some Vaseline on the mark before washing and it will soon disappear
BDT:
mickey-minnie and their kids-been hangin at your pad too long?
FES:
Are mice a problem? Place several drops of peppermint oil on a cotton ball and place at the problem locations. They hate it!
BDT:
you got those Designer ciggy-butt stains on your Grille
FES:
Try brushing your teeth with a mashed strawberry to get rid of yellow stains
BDT:
Even Guys and Dolls have nasty sweaty summer clothes-socks-No immunity for you "Stars"-'Legends in your own mind"
FES:
Pour a quarter cup of ammonia into your washer to ensure
body odor smells are removed from your summer clothes. Whether you know it or
not, body odors build up in clothing over time and are some residue remains even
after most detergents
